Xorton's Rant

Irn Bru will help you thru.

You're not jamming loud enough if you can still hear everyone else by the end of the session. It's been half an hour since we stopped and I still can't hear anything. Awesome.

You know you're going nowhere fast when you're stuck behind a car with the license plate "CRUZSLO". Wheeee.

I do not understand Glee, nor its appeal to the public. That said, I have a great idea for a new movie: Glee vs. Predator. Ok - I understand that predators generally don't go massacring stupid unarmed singing teenagers, but lets say this predator just got royally reamed out by his boss and needs to blow off some steam. Get to the chopper!

When Obi-Wan Kenobi said: "I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened." he was actually sensing the millions of Star Wars fans as George Lucas continues his rampage of destruction through the original trilogy. Just when I thought he couldn't possibly ruin anything else, he finds yet another scene to %#@* with. At this rate the next re-installment of Star Wars - The Empire Strikes Back will feature talking taun-tauns and a lovable care bear like wampa who invites Luke Skywalker in from the cold for a "hoth" chocolate. Please let it stop.