Homer: That baby-proofing crook wanted to sell us safety covers for the electrical outlets. But I'll just draw bunny faces on them to scare Maggie away. [Draws bunny faces on the electrical outlets] Marge: She's not afraid of bunnies. Homer: She will be! Many lessons I've learned about life have been acquired from the Simpsons... and child rearing is no exception! The last few weeks of Iona being fully mobile has been a real eye opener and very educational for the both us in regards to how to baby proof your home: How not to baby-proof your home: Evaluate your home for dangers. Plug up the electrical sockets, and put padding on on sharp corners. Move nick-knacks, sensitive electronics and assorted multimedia to higher ground. Do a sweep for all bite sized objects and move them to safe out of reach places. Secure all household cleaners and poisons in a inaccessible location. Anchor all bookshelves to the wall. Congratulate yourself on doing a comprehensive...