I'm going to the Bad Fire...
Yesterday I read in the news that a 80 year old parishioner had ruined a fresco of Jesus while attempting to "restore" it.
I honestly think it's awesome. Lay off the old gal. I'm sure I couldn't do any better. Granted it does look a little like a monkey, but at the risk of being sacrilegious and dragged off to be stoned to death, it's probably a far more realistic representation of what the guy actually looked like than the skinny caucasian hipppy that most Christians fawn over.
Good job granny... I wonder if they'd let her have a go at the Sistine Chapel?
Billy Joe and Dorian Gray...
I've just seen an interview with Green Day in regards to their upcoming release of a trio of albums... and while I'm watching, I'm thinking to myself "there's a picture of Billy Joe hidden in a closet somewhere that's rapidly aging." Have you seen this guy? He's 40 and he doesn't look that much older than he did at the release of "Dookie". I mean, I like Green Day, and kuddos to Billy Joe, but what's his secret to eternal life? Satanic rituals? Kitten blood? McDonald's?
Swedes Suck
This past week my girlfriend and I successfully built an Ikea kitchen despite their best efforts to thwart us. They failed to deliver parts, delivered the wrong parts, included extras of items we didn't need, left out important screws we needed and provided instructions that only applied to very specific configurations of the cabinets despite that one set of instructions is suppose to suit all.
Of course in my opinion you can't really expect much from a country who's proudest achievement (that I'm aware of) is the Vasa (it's a 17th century warship that blew over on it's maiden voyage).
Moth Swatter or Captain Picard VS. Mothra...
...Or the most interesting application I've never imagined anyone could use a model of the USS Enterprise-D for.
It's not all that effective. Actually it's pretty bloody ineffective.
Yesterday I read in the news that a 80 year old parishioner had ruined a fresco of Jesus while attempting to "restore" it.
I honestly think it's awesome. Lay off the old gal. I'm sure I couldn't do any better. Granted it does look a little like a monkey, but at the risk of being sacrilegious and dragged off to be stoned to death, it's probably a far more realistic representation of what the guy actually looked like than the skinny caucasian hipppy that most Christians fawn over.
Good job granny... I wonder if they'd let her have a go at the Sistine Chapel?
Billy Joe and Dorian Gray...
I've just seen an interview with Green Day in regards to their upcoming release of a trio of albums... and while I'm watching, I'm thinking to myself "there's a picture of Billy Joe hidden in a closet somewhere that's rapidly aging." Have you seen this guy? He's 40 and he doesn't look that much older than he did at the release of "Dookie". I mean, I like Green Day, and kuddos to Billy Joe, but what's his secret to eternal life? Satanic rituals? Kitten blood? McDonald's?
Swedes Suck
This past week my girlfriend and I successfully built an Ikea kitchen despite their best efforts to thwart us. They failed to deliver parts, delivered the wrong parts, included extras of items we didn't need, left out important screws we needed and provided instructions that only applied to very specific configurations of the cabinets despite that one set of instructions is suppose to suit all.
Of course in my opinion you can't really expect much from a country who's proudest achievement (that I'm aware of) is the Vasa (it's a 17th century warship that blew over on it's maiden voyage).
Moth Swatter or Captain Picard VS. Mothra...
...Or the most interesting application I've never imagined anyone could use a model of the USS Enterprise-D for.
It's not all that effective. Actually it's pretty bloody ineffective.
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