Do not doubt me, for the force is my ally

My youngest nephew* recently doubted my knowledge of Star Wars.

Foolish child.

Bort: See ma spaceship unca?

Me: Yeah, I know... I bought it for you. And actually Bort, that's a T-47 Snowspeeder and it's only meant for atmospheric flight given that it's a repulsorlift vehicle.

Bort: NO! It's a SPACESHIP.

Me: No, it's a Snowspeeder.

Bort: NO, IT'S A SPACESHIP!!

Me: No, it's a Snowspeeder. They shoot AT-AT's. Remember?

Bort: NO, IT'S A SPACESHIP!!!

Me: (Shouting to my slightly older nephew who was in the other room) Hey! Saruman! Who do you know who knows the most about Star Wars?

Saruman: You!

Me: Ok, Bort, I think it's a given that I know more about Star Wars than anyone in this house right now and probably within a radius of 10 kilometres. That said, when I say something is a Snowspeeder, it's probably a Snowspeeder, right?

Bort: (Sheepishly) Yeah...

Me: Yeah!

*For the purposes of anonymity, my nephews are renamed here... they're not actually named Bort and Saruman. I'm sure someone's done it though!

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