Richard III and my Ford

Richard III's body has recently been confirmed to be one of the few British monarchs to be buried in a parking lot. Tell's you how much they thought of him.

Okay, I'm being slightly felicitous... it wasn't always a parking lot. It also use to be a horse stable.*

The plans are to re-inter the unpopular monarch in Leicester Cathedral.

Now see, I think they should dump him back in the parking lot... and I'll tell you why...

I think they're totally missing out on a huge and untapped market: "Park your car on your favourite celebrity and/or person of historical significance". Charge a premium for it.

You can say to your friends: "I parked myself in Marilyn Munroe's space." or how about: "I spent the night passed out in my car on top of Grace Kelly".

Am I on to something here?

*Ok - I made that up... but it's a good punchline.

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