Xorton's Rant

The deadline for the free upgrade to Windows 10 is rapidly approaching: July 29, 2016. I've had a number of people ask me whether they should upgrade or not, so, let's look at the specifics first: Who's eligible?  Anyone running Windows 7, 8 or 8.1 is eligible for the free upgrade. You can upgrade your system from the Windows notification in the System Tray (you've probably noticed it nagging you for several months now to perform the install) or you can download the installer  here . If you're still running Windows XP or Vista you will need to pay for a license and do a clean install (provided your hardware will support the new operating system). You can check the minimum system requirements here . What happens during the upgrade?  The upgrade is a pretty seamless process, but may take a couple of hours to complete and your computer will reboot at least a couple of times during the install.  Once the install is complete, it may take Windows some add...

A while ago I posted a blog about free software ( here ) that would save you a few bucks. If you haven't read the original list, I really recommend it. I've recently compiled an addendum to this list (below). Actually, it's not an addendum, because that would be just tagged on to the existing list. So, it's actually a completely new list. Anyway, here it is: Useful for Home Malwarebytes Anti-Exploit : Helps protect your browser from potential threats. This is the same company that produces the Malwarebytes Anti-Malware utility (which I also highly recommend). I'd say it's a must for any of you who consider yourself dummies when it comes to computers. Of course, the best defense (other than security software) against infections is knowledge. One of these days I'll post my security briefing. It'll scare the hell out of you. 7zip : This free utility will unzip pretty much any compressed file, such as RAR, ZIP etc. Useful for when people send you a...

In my profession, over the years I've come across a lot of very bad ideas, and there seems to be no shortage of them. Unfortunately, it seems that people with no discernible technical skills or technical education often offer the most suggestions or "solutions" for technical issues. The less technical knowledge they have, the more opinionated and stubborn they are... and when you've been included in a committee of the non-technically inclined, anytime said ideas are shot down, the more they stick to their potentially ruinous concepts. Here are some of my favourites over the years, some I've personally encountered, others that have become an industry wide push: 1) We should turn the server room into an office and move all that equipment into the closet downstairs. Sounds pretty innocuous right? Well, for the un-technical, let me explain. Computers generate heat. Anyone have a laptop? Lift it up after you've been on it for a while. See how hot it gets un...

Having a Toddler at Christmas can be a horrendous and entertaining affair... often at the same time. For those that have toddlers or young children, you know that the two things are usually inseparable. Our biggest challenge right now is trying to convince Iona that the tree is not "hers", and that it is "ours". Here's some helpful hints on how to adjust the ratio in favour of the entertaining side: 1. Introduction to Santa: Start early. Many parents make the mistake of introducing their child to Santa around 1 to 2 years... which depending on what stage their at in development, usually means a freakout session in front of hundreds of strangers, and a very tired looking Santa doing his best to remain sane. Let's do the old bugger (and yourselves) a favour. Start reading Christmas stories and showing videos of Santa (via youtube, or old VHS tapes for that matter) as soon as they're able to focus their attention on something for five minutes. B...

I generally steer clear of writing posts about political situations, but I think the upcoming election in Canada warrants some sort of remark. I've been paying a lot of attention to the Conservative party's campaign this time around and I've come to the conclusion that the honourable (tongue firmly planted in cheek) Prime Minister, Stephen Harper clearly believes he is running a campaign in the late 19th or early 20th century. With remarks about "old stock Canadians", "Barbaric Cultural Practices" and the like, it's hard to escape from the conclusion that he inhabits a bubble universe where time froze in and about the turn of the last century. Some people have accused him of being a fascist. I don't think he's a fascist... he's very clearly (and to use his own words) an "old stock" anglophile imperialist. Someone really ought to mention that he isn't running against Wilfrid Laurier and that he's missed the last Imp...

I realize it's a little early for a Christmas post, but lately I've noticed that the Christmas idiots have started getting nostalgic and have started putting out decorations and humming Christmas tunes mindlessly. So, why not get a head start of some Christmas ranting!? Over the years, and in particular this past year, I have noticed an increasing amount of people becoming brutally stressed out due to Christmas related obligations and even continuing to exhibit signs of post-traumatic holiday syndrome (PTHS) long after the holidays are over. Holiday Fact: Would it surprise you to know that over 98% of people* feel as though they are obligated to be actively involved with festivities during the holiday season? The unfortunate fact of the matter is that many of us feel as though we have  no choice other than to participate in gift giving, pot-lucks, family get-togethers and various other holiday activities, even when it has pushed us to the point of a nervous breakdown or m...

At Iona's age, it's pretty easy for me to be sarcastic to her... mostly because I can say things with impunity and secondly (and most importantly) there are no repercussions. In a couple of more years I'll probably be guaranteed a slap across the chops for any of my cheekier comments (Iona doesn't put up with crap... at least when she understands what is being said). In the meantime, here are some highlights I've enjoyed telling her: On where she came from :  We got you from the baby shop. I went in and asked for the smartest, cutest, happiest baby they had. Unfortunately they were all out of those, so we got you instead. You can also purchase cheap babies from the grocery store. You know that aisle with all the packages with babies on them? You just buy one of them, take it home and add water. Then you get a baby, just like the picture on the package. Most of them are pretty ugly though... and defective. Quick lesson here: you can't buy quality merch...